Lausanne
AS: Why do you dance with your eyes closed.
MA: When I dance with my eyes closed, no one can see me.
AS: Hmm .. Wait that doesn’t make sense ..
EPFL
AS: Why dont you cut your hair ??
KB: Because I am scared how my shadow will look like after I cut my hair. I am so used to looking at my shadow like this. I dont know …..
AS: Jeez … thats pretty scary !!
So its an amazing summer again. The most awesome summer ever, though I say that every summer. There I am doing a project at CRAFT, Lausanne, Switzerland. Then we have so much travelling all over the Europe. France. Spain. Italy. Switzerland. And then there is so much partying. Crazy parties. So many free drinks. Getting drunk and losing my stuff. Then trying to find them the next day. So many festivals to see. Dance and Trance. Too many concerts to attend and all the great music. Rock and Roll. Trip and Jazz. So much to do for that rush of adrenaline. Hiking. Paragliding. Snow-trekking. All that and only one summer.
So it all adds up to approx 3 hours of sleep every night. And no blogpost even though there is so much to write. Whatever.
I’ll try to put something up on the blog soon. Soon I say. ZZzzzZZzz ….
Some random quotes from 3 months in Europe :-
1. CRAFT
SD (to GZ’s girlfriend): Did GZ tell you that he brought you to CRAFT today so that you can be a subject for my Docklamp experiment.
GZ’s grlfriend : What GZ that why you asked me to come with you to CRAFT.
GZ: Wat !! no … Thanks guys for screwing my love life.
SD: hehe, thats why we have no girls here.
2. Lausanne
AS: Yea! I slept with Fabrice yesterday night.
KB: Umm … shouldn’t it be “slept at” ??
AS: hmm … ohh yea … shit.
3. Rome
AS: I bet you cant beat me in ping pong.
AG: Can or can’t ??
AS: Can’t with a T like loser with an L.
4. Paris
AS: yeah, thats true.
ET: Wait, we haven’t slept togather already, right akshit ??
AS: ummmm …
5. Lausanne
AS: Howcome there are so many old people here ??
KB: Yea, the swiss people dont die. They keep on livine. Walking on streets with their IV’s hanging by the side. Like zombies. Damn, I wanna leave swiss before i get old.
6. Rome
DG and GS: We make crazy hot love every night.
AS: Umm .. I am not jealous.
GS: And then we eat Italian Gelato in the morning.
AS: Screw you. Lucky bastards.
7. Paris
Random Guy: Asian men are so soft and smooth. ahhh.
FH: Gulp !! I am half asian BTW. But I am not comfortable. I think I gtg.
Random Guy: Would you want to go to the Sauna with me.
FH: What !! No !! Why ?? (runs like hell)
8. EPFL
KB: Then i shat in my underpants. And it was a huge blob of shit. So it was hanging in my underpants. It was dark and I was too tired to change. So I slept like that anyway on my side so that the shit blob doesn’t smear my ass. And there were my mom and sister on each side of me …
AS: The food tastes so much better now.
9. Lausanne
AS: Didn’t you go to that 90 Frank dinner you planned to go to ??
FH: I refuse to spend more than 10 franks on something that becomes shit in 3 hours.
10. Montreux
MA: (drops her ice-cream on ground) Zut.
AS: What does Zut mean.
MA: It means like Shit in french. But its not offensice. I mean its ok for the children to say.
AS: So its like child shit.
11. Lutry
MA: I teach english to 10 year old French speaking children. Do you know how they say ‘thank you’.
AS: Fank you?
MA: Fuck you.
12. Paris:
DG: A girl is gonna come through that door in 2 mins. Tell her “voulez-vous, couche avec moi”.
AS (to SB): voulez-vous, couche avec moi.
SB: Oui.
DG: Wait, I ask you all the time too. And you never agree to have sex with me.
13. Rome:
Waiter to CS: Would you like to try my tiramisu?
CS to everyone: I dont think we are at the right type of restaurent.
14. Rome
DG: Are you drunk?
ST: Not enough to sleep with you.
DG: Lets get some tequila.
ST: No matter how much I drink, I will never be drunk enough to sleep with you.
DG: Damn. Give me back my 20Euros for the beer.
15. Lausanne
AS: Do you have a spare matress at your home on which I can sleep for the night.
AH: Ohh yea. Its a beautifull 25star matress, with the nicest cigarette holes you will ever have seen in your life.
AS: Ohh. Actually I can walk back to my place. Its just an hour from here. Thanks anyway.
16. Lausanne
AT: I’m the most beautifull girl in the world with enormous breast and little ass. One meter 86 cm. And beautiful white teeth brushed with colgate. I do have a lot of hair on the legs though, and every where else, but its ok I guess. Surely you saw me on TV!
CA: Is she always like that after a beer ??
