Random quotes.

Some random quotes from 3 months in Europe :-

1. CRAFT
SD (to GZ’s girlfriend): Did GZ tell you that he brought you to CRAFT today so that you can be a subject for my Docklamp experiment.
GZ’s grlfriend : What GZ that why you asked me to come with you to CRAFT.
GZ: Wat !! no … Thanks guys for screwing my love life.
SD: hehe, thats why we have no girls here.

2. Lausanne
AS: Yea! I slept with Fabrice yesterday night.
KB: Umm … shouldn’t it be “slept at” ??
AS: hmm … ohh yea … shit.

3. Rome
AS: I bet you cant beat me in ping pong.
AG: Can or can’t ??
AS: Can’t with a T like loser with an L.

4. Paris
AS: yeah, thats true.
ET: Wait, we haven’t slept togather already, right akshit ??
AS: ummmm …

5. Lausanne
AS: Howcome there are so many old people here ??
KB: Yea, the swiss people dont die. They keep on livine. Walking on streets with their IV’s hanging by the side. Like zombies. Damn, I wanna leave swiss before i get old.

6. Rome
DG and GS: We make crazy hot love every night.
AS: Umm .. I am not jealous.
GS: And then we eat Italian Gelato in the morning.
AS: Screw you. Lucky bastards.

7. Paris
Random Guy: Asian men are so soft and smooth. ahhh.
FH: Gulp !! I am half asian BTW. But I am not comfortable. I think I gtg.
Random Guy: Would you want to go to the Sauna with me.
FH: What !! No !! Why ?? (runs like hell)

8. EPFL
KB: Then i shat in my underpants. And it was a huge blob of shit. So it was hanging in my underpants. It was dark and I was too tired to change. So I slept like that anyway on my side so that the shit blob doesn’t smear my ass. And there were my mom and sister on each side of me …
AS: The food tastes so much better now.

9. Lausanne
AS: Didn’t you go to that 90 Frank dinner you planned to go to ??
FH: I refuse to spend more than 10 franks on something that becomes shit in 3 hours.

10. Montreux
MA: (drops her ice-cream on ground) Zut.
AS: What does Zut mean.
MA: It means like Shit in french. But its not offensice. I mean its ok for the children to say.
AS: So its like child shit.

11. Lutry
MA: I teach english to 10 year old French speaking children. Do you know how they say ‘thank you’.
AS: Fank you?
MA: Fuck you.

12. Paris:
DG: A girl is gonna come through that door in 2 mins. Tell her “voulez-vous, couche avec moi”.
AS (to SB): voulez-vous, couche avec moi.
SB: Oui.
DG: Wait, I ask you all the time too. And you never agree to have sex with me.

13. Rome:
Waiter to CS: Would you like to try my tiramisu?
CS to everyone: I dont think we are at the right type of restaurent.

14. Rome
DG: Are you drunk?
ST: Not enough to sleep with you.
DG: Lets get some tequila.
ST: No matter how much I drink, I will never be drunk enough to sleep with you.
DG: Damn. Give me back my 20Euros for the beer.

15. Lausanne
AS: Do you have a spare matress at your home on which I can sleep for the night.
AH: Ohh yea. Its a beautifull 25star matress, with the nicest cigarette holes you will ever have seen in your life.
AS: Ohh. Actually I can walk back to my place. Its just an hour from here. Thanks anyway.

16. Lausanne
AT: I’m the most beautifull girl in the world with enormous breast and little ass. One meter 86 cm. And beautiful white teeth brushed with colgate. I do have a lot of hair on the legs though, and every where else, but its ok I guess. Surely you saw me on TV!
CA: Is she always like that after a beer ??